Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
A £1,000,000 tea lady? ...you know, it's kind of sad that such a thing wouldn't surprise me.
Only if it looked like Man United, Liverpool or Arsenal were going to sign her...

And apparently Marseille still want Djibril Cisse despite his broken leg, which would leave our strikeforce down to 2, Crouch and Fowler (unless you want to count Sinama-Pongolle and Neil Mellor) So Torres or Kuyt (or both, although I doubt we could afford that) would be nice.