Quote Originally Posted by Cz View Post
What you need is a keeper with a good solid face. That keeps 'em out.
It worked with Bruce Grobelaar I suppose. Scott Carson ought to do the trick.
As for your striker problem, I can't help you there. It seems that no matter how good a goalscorer you guys sign, once he pulls on a red shirt he becomes an inept, talentless buffoon. Maybe you should speed up the process next time and just sign Francis Jeffers.
Ah ha, the crucial word there is "sign". Homegrowns like Fowler and Owen seem to be alright. Trawl the streets of Liverpool for some scouse scallies and put them into the frontlines at once! Alternatively, let's start the de-freezing process on Ian Rush's cryogenic chamber.
So he's like Luis Garcia Jr.?
Yes, only more attractive.
What's more attractive than a Spanish midget sucking his thumb?