Reading things wrongly

[Spiffing Cheese]

I just saw a thread called "sony or nintendo" and read it as "i'm my own nintendo" and laughed heartily. :laugh: What... misreadings? have you made that amused you greatly?

[War Angel]

I refuse to accept the notion that Jesus loves me! I've personally met Jesus, and he said he thinks I'm a bloody bastard.

... oh, that's not what you were talking about.

I never misread anything. I'm not dilesxiuixc or anything, you know!

[Shoeberto]

I read things wrong all the time because I read them too quickly. Often times in books, two lines will run together, and I have to reread one line to get the gibberish out - maybe one word from the line below will sneak in midsentence to the line above, and it makes it all gobbledegook.

[VoodooChild]

I always read things wrong, and then always end up making an arse of myself I cant actually recall anything Ive read wrong recently, but next time I do it, I'll post it

[Laugh at face of Danger]

I don't read things wrong very often to be honest, but i get the whole i read the same line twice if i'm tired

[I Took the Red Pill]

[Psydekick]

I do that the whole time, with usernames here like Neel Hates Clouts Guts, i though said Neel Has Clouts Guts

[Rye]

I'm not even going to say the things I've read wrong as I have a terrible mind. Let's just say, as one small and tame example, when I was tired on my chorus trip (it was 12 AM at night!) I started reading signs saying "Virgnia Banks!" as something quite different...

[Luther X-Rated]

I tend to misread "No Skating" signs at church and malls and what not : I

[blue phoenix]

there very hard to recall. especially the funnier ones.

all i know was i misread a newspaper headline a few years ago as the "The Queen is dead" which really was "Queen visits ......(someplace)"

Dont ask how, i dont know either

[Alive-Cat]

I misread school rules.

[SammieBabe]

I read things wrong all the time because I read them too quickly. Often times in books, two lines will run together, and I have to reread one line to get the gibberish out - maybe one word from the line below will sneak in midsentence to the line above, and it makes it all gobbledegook.

That's what usually happens to me.
Although Hsu gets points for using "gibberish" and "goobledegook" in the same sentence...

[Captain Maxx Power]

I often attempt to paint things red myself. I usually miss places however, and sometimes use the wrong colour altogether.

[Mr. Graves]

Puleese. I read organism in science books as "orgasm" constantly. i needsome brain soap,

[Madame Adequate]

I just saw a thread called "sony or nintendo" and read it as "i'm my own nintendo" and laughed heartily. :laugh: What... misreadings? have you made that amused you greatly?

I have to presume I had something to do with this? xDDD

I read things wrong all the time. The other day there was some story on the teletext about a British spy who had defected to the Soviets in the 70s or something, only I read it as 'defecating'. So did my mom. It was amusing. xDDD