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    'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?'

    wut's ur iq omfgohsnaplawlz!

    No, really. What is it.

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    Tom Cruise is annoying.
    hi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert
    height has nothing to do with intelligence! If it did then Tom would be 3000000000000000 ft tall!
    And the rest of the world would be 10000000000000000000000 ft tall...
    I couldn't help it. I like him as an actor in most stuff, but outside of that I don't care, because I don't know him. I would only care if he ran for governer or president. He is just a celebrity, who really cares?

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    WE ALL CARE!

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    Everyone please stop the horrid Tom Cruise bashing. I am a distant relative of Tom's, and happen to know he suffers from a very serious, dehabilitating disease. It's full name is Dysphraxic Internal Cranial Karbonisation With Advanced Dyslexia. Tom's been a DICKWAD since birth. It's a genetic disorder that cannot be treated. Yes, Tom may be a DICKWAD, but that doesn't make him any less of a human being. Just a DICKWAD. A DICKWAD with feelings just like rest of us. Someone in your own family may even be a DICKWAD without your knowledge. So please, don't berate Tom just because he's a DICKWAD.
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    But, he's a god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert
    But, he's a god
    No, he's not a god. Just a DICKWAD. A very successful DICKWAD I may add.
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    fine can I be a DICKWAD then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert
    fine can I be a DICKWAD then?
    It's not something you can choose to be, either you're a DICKWAD or you're not. If you want to check then you can go to your local doctor and ask if he believes you are a DICKWAD. If he's a trusted professional he should give you an honest and thorough diagnosis. To double check compare your own actions to that of Tom, or of other DICKWAD suffers, such as Paris Hilton. If your behaviour is remotely like there's, chances are you're a DICKWAD. Be careful though, as the symptons of another equially horrid disease, Dsyphraxia Ostopathetic Unduration Conjunctivitis, Hepititus Emphatic By Augmented Genus are pratically identical to DICKWAD, but they are two completely seperate diseases.
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    Maxx Power, I would like to publicly announce my undying love for you and the above posts...
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    I agree witht eh above post. Maxx I want to marry you xD

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    Ever since the Scientology episode of South Park, I can't get over how HUMONGOUS Tom Cruise's nose is. Before that, I never noticed it, but now, that's the first thing I always notice when I look at him. Same with Barbara Streisand.
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    Tom Crusie for teh win!

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    His wife is pretty.

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    I think it's possible to say that you don't like/agree with someone without being a bunch of...*gets shot by a sniper*
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