Quote Originally Posted by Bert
fine can I be a DICKWAD then?
It's not something you can choose to be, either you're a DICKWAD or you're not. If you want to check then you can go to your local doctor and ask if he believes you are a DICKWAD. If he's a trusted professional he should give you an honest and thorough diagnosis. To double check compare your own actions to that of Tom, or of other DICKWAD suffers, such as Paris Hilton. If your behaviour is remotely like there's, chances are you're a DICKWAD. Be careful though, as the symptons of another equially horrid disease, Dsyphraxia Ostopathetic Unduration Conjunctivitis, Hepititus Emphatic By Augmented Genus are pratically identical to DICKWAD, but they are two completely seperate diseases.