OH NOES STAFF TAKEN HOSTAGE!

[bipper]

I get it. Yams wants to retire from staff, so this is just some big drama to make him go out in style! Good show, old chap!

That, or since April's Fools kinda stunk, they're trying to get us now...

If we are, it must be so secret that even we don't know what we are doing.

Are you insinuating you all EVER know what you are doing?

Bipper