OH NOES STAFF TAKEN HOSTAGE!

[Dignified Pauper]

As an Eyes on staff -- Yes “staff”, not “Staff”. Get it right. -- member, I've seen abuse on the part of the knights and admins for a long time now. Recently, however, the situation has escalated to the point where I was admined under the condition that I would not add The Pimp smiley to the smiley list here. I accepted reluctantly because, well I thought I would have my revenge, but instead we have admins who find some sort of perverted amusement in adding whatever words they feel like to the filter. It doesn't stop there either. While I'm bound from adding The Pimp and his presence to the Eyes on smiley list, other admins just casually open the cp and add whatever smiley or post icons they want.

Well, you know what? I've had enough! I'm here to tell all of you that I'm officially holding Eyes on and its staff hostage. Any non-essential changes to the layout or look of the forums will not be tolerated. This includes adding smilies, post icons, new style sets, etc. Any admin found trying to subvert my hostage-taking abilities will be dealt with. I also call out to the members of the Eyes on Final Fantasy community to PM me if they find any changes similar to the ones listed above. I will no doubt be too lazy to look for those changes myself. This will last as long as it needs to until The Pimp is installed at its proper place here at our beloved community.

Thank you for your time and enjoy the show.

This is Public Service Announcement 63 and this time, it looks serious. Yams would never put the effort and work into making TWO whole paragraphs if he were not serious. WHAT WILL WE DO!?

[Hawkeye]

Absolutely nothing.

[escobert]

OMG

[Christmas]

Indeed.

[Madonna]

Help out Yams, most likely, because he asked for it.

I also call out to the members of the Eyes on Final Fantasy community to PM me if they find any changes similar to the ones listed above.

[escobert]

wait, does this mean I can make spam threads without being drunk tanked for days!?

[Tavrobel]

As long as you don't add a swear to the filter or add your own smiley, I think he'll let you do anything.

[Fonzie]

Well that just grand buddy. You have my support.

[Dignified Pauper]

Won't somebody please think of the Loony BoB and Leeza tied up and stuffed in a room!?

[Hawkeye]

Now there's an intresting idea.

[escobert]

except that Leeza already closed one my threads AFTER she had been a hostage! I demand the thread be re-opend!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!

[Tavrobel]

But she's tied to a chair. She can't reopen it anymore! You must get to Yams to free Leeza!

[Dignified Pauper]

But she's tied to a chair. She can't reopen it anymore! You must get to Yams to KILL Leeza!

yes, only then will the curse be lifted on your thread and Aeris resurrected!

[Tavrobel]

OMG I didn't even think about Aeris! But there is little hope left!

We must hurry and STOP Yams, before he enforces his position!

You know he's going to go after the young ones first!

Oh, my, GOD! HE'S GOING TO KILL MIRIEL!

THINK OF DEL MURDER! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF DEL MURDER!

[KentaRawr!]

Darn. Pepper should have let me bring my blaster.