I'm getting into a fight soon. Eyes on Final Fantasy... please, help me.

[Christmas]

[Tavrobel]

Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?

Don't use any of them. Let him do the talking with his mouth.

Let yourself do the talking with the fist. Or legs, or knees, or elbows if you have learned traditional Asian fighting arts.

How about this logic: don't fight.

This quote right here is your best option.

[drunkymonkey]

I do not understand the logic behind this.

AHH QUOTE MASH!

I was referring to the Monkey Island insults. 'Those ones are awesome' see? Not crap 'I'm a rapper lol!!!111!' insults.

[bipper]

Ash from Evil Dead would be a badass quote; but I have 1 up on that.

"It's time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum; And I am all outta bubble gum!"

Duke Nukem

[No.78]

Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

lol

[drunkymonkey]

Lol, if this was any more corny it would be in Cornwall (bad funs FTW!111).

[blackmage_nuke]

**** you **** ******* ***** Now lets start!

Then just run up and attack before they get to respond

[TheSpoonyBard]

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but it appears you are unarmed."

[-N-]

Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

lol

lol

[bipper]

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but it appears you are unarmed."

lol; that is what my keychain says.

Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

lol

lol

lol
And if you use those lines;I hope you get hit pretty hard.

[blue phoenix]

You could always make option E ten times better by launching into Carl Douglas's Kung fu Fighting, whilst not only singing, but making the tune as well.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Fight lines are something that has to come from the heart, in the heat of the moment. You can't pre-plan them; they'll sound canned and lame. Just kick the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out of the kid and speak the words that the moment gives you. If it happens to be "My fists feel like corn!", well then, that probably for the better. Not only will you leave him torn and damaged, but he will be perplexed as well. And there's nothing better than a confused cripple.

[Chris]

Don't fight. I urge you not to fight. You'll never gain anything by beating the crap out of another person. I know, it sounds corny, but its the damn truth. I used to be a mean bully, and only now do I see the consequences of my foolish actions. Trust me, it is not worth demolishing another person for ten minutes of insanity.

[Sergeant Hartman]

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

Meanwhile you're on the floor getting owned.

[Anaisa]

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.