I'm getting into a fight soon. Eyes on Final Fantasy... please, help me.

[bipper]

At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.

If I was pissed at someone, and they read me poetry, I would have to kill them... twice.

[Anaisa]

At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.

If I was pissed at someone, and they read me poetry, I would have to kill them... twice.

Poetic justice. :laughing: That is such a terrible joke, I possibly deserve to have my own face smacked.

[Dixie]

Don't fight. Just don't. You'll realize later in life, even if you are called a wimp, you made a good choice.

[bipper]

At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.

If I was pissed at someone, and they read me poetry, I would have to kill them... twice.

Poetic justice. :laughing: That is such a terrible joke, I possibly deserve to have my own face smacked.

I lol'ed. And, imo, fighting is fine. You can learn alot in a fight! Just don't get carried away, and if you win, show your opponent some class, and don't rub it in his face. The strongest and best does not always win. So don't expect the same results time after time.

Bipper

[War Angel]

No fighting. Grow up instead.

Well that's just crap advice. He obviously can't wait 'till he's bigger and stronger - he has to fight now.

Anyway, don't say anything BEFORE the fight... instead, do whatever you want after he's lying on the ground. If you're the one lying on the ground, well... then you probably should've followed that other dude's advice about growing up. Grow up, take martial art lessons, and THEN go kick his arse. Yus.

[kidney / theif]

Meanwhile you're on the floor getting owned.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yeah, your best bet is just not to fight at all. If you do get in a fight, please don't use those lines.

[Sylvie]

Just beat the crap out of him. I learned a few things. If he starts talking trash with you, say: "When people talk to me like that, it kinda gets me pissed off." And then just knock thel living [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out him. Those lines suck, they are probably the corniest lines I ever heard. So please, do not use those lines.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

One thing I've learned in life is that most people who say "Don't fight it's stupid and dum " can't fight in the first place.
It's cute, really.

[Roto13]

No fighting. Grow up instead.

Well that's just crap advice. He obviously can't wait 'till he's bigger and stronger - he has to fight now.

Please be kidding.

[War Angel]

Please be kidding.

I'm kidding in the sense that I knowingly perverted your words. I am all up for someone's right to defend themselves physically, or through any other reasonable means they choose to use.

[Jess]

I think saying all of those lines would make you look hardcore. :laugh:

[Ouch!]

If it happens to be "My fists feel like corn!", well then, that probably for the better.

As long as he doesn't say something like "give me the butter, baby." D=

[Resha]

A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.

And once again, Anaisa stuns me with her ingenuity. She's right. 100%. You try any of those lines and with any luck the kid'll rupture his gut laughing before you start fighting. An easy win.

[bipper]

I think saying all of those lines would make you look hardcore. :laugh:

Only if you wear pink and flap your arms arround like a power ranger. I would be impressed

[Yamaneko]

There's something wrong about all of this, but I won't say that fighting is "dum" because sometimes you just have to. It better be a good reason, though.

"Laughing time is ovah."