Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?
At first I thought these lines were a terrible idea. But come to think of it. If you were to say these lines, the guy would be too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to beat you up. So maybe it's not a bad idea after all.
And once again, Anaisa stuns me with her ingenuity. She's right. 100%. You try any of those lines and with any luck the kid'll rupture his gut laughing before you start fighting. An easy win.