You know what I think you should do? Here it is:

1. Drive as far as it takes to get to your nearest beach. Once you're at the beach, look for shells.
2. Once you've got shells you get a bottle of coke.
3. Then, you drink it.
4. You go have fun with your shells.
5. You attempt suicide by jumping out of a ground floor window.

So, hopefully now that you have tried something extremely stupid, you will no longer need to fight this kid, as your need to do something stupid is quenched.