I'm getting into a fight soon. Eyes on Final Fantasy... please, help me.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

First of all, if you really have to get into a fight, so be it. I had to smack this one guy a while back. I got into deep trouble for it, but I don't regret it. Just think it over first. Is there no other way to fix whatever issue you find yourself in? Can you talk to someone you trust about it to help you out? Can you deal with this kid through words? Are you resorting to violence out of anger only? Have things calmed down and you're still holding a grudge? If the answer to all of those questions is no, then you may have a reason to do this. Excercise your conscience with some more questions, and if you've looked at it from all angles and still feel it's completely necessary, do it.

I'm not a big trash-talker myself, but I would agree with the others to not rhyme. Try something a little more forceful and modern.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Yes, it was about time for a random Monkey Island quote.

[lovehurts]

Ok here is what I would do. Wear a big trench coat ok...Cut holes in your pockets. Ok ...zipp the coat up realy tight. Ok wait outside the school as you see him walking towards the front door you quickly start to approach him. Secretly you have a radio tucked away in the coat!!! YOu start to play music! your slip your hand in the coat to turn the music on!!'

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!

Then you unzipp your coat you set the radio down, he turns to face you in the back ground you can hear "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" Then stare him down in the eyes and say

"Its over octimus PRIME!!!!!"


Then look down at your clothes and notice your disco suit you have on! NOW you're styling....Assume dancing postiion and do the moon walk quickly!!! AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE THIS IS YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!DANCE BOY DANCE!!!

Then he'll say "damn boy lets do this!"

Then everyone will form the dance ring !!!!

THEN YOU GOT TO OUT DANCE HIM!!!

YOU GOT TO DO IT!!!

Maintain eye contact the whole dance and DONT DONT let him see that you are getting tired.

EYE OF THE TIGER

EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!


Stare him in the eyes until he cracks!
MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT !!!!


The students will form a ring around the two of you.

STARE AT HIM MEAN!!!!

YOU GOTS TO BE THE BETTER MAN YOU GOTS TO BE MEAN ENOUGH FOR IT!!!!

STARE into his eyes and get closer and closer to him....Then when your close enough and he's looking into your eyes

POP HIM ONE HARD IN THE PENNIS!!!!!

Then he'll fall ,then kick in the face!!! and give out a warrior cry

"YEHAHAHAHAHAHHYHAHAHHAAHAHHA , it's a reflex!"

AND THEN...VICTORY!!! PLAY THE SONG SWEET AS VICTORY !

The credits should start rolling so after....

[Roto13]

Stuff about dance-offs and penises

XD!

[lovehurts]

Stuff about dance-offs and penises

XD!

I was bored...so I made that post...?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Ok here is what I would do. Wear a big trench coat ok...Cut holes in your pockets. Ok ...zipp the coat up realy tight. Ok wait outside the school as you see him walking towards the front door you quickly start to approach him. Secretly you have a radio tucked away in the coat!!! YOu start to play music! your slip your hand in the coat to turn the music on!!'

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!

Then you unzipp your coat you set the radio down, he turns to face you in the back ground you can hear "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" Then stare him down in the eyes and say

"Its over octimus PRIME!!!!!"


Then look down at your clothes and notice your disco suit you have on! NOW you're styling....Assume dancing postiion and do the moon walk quickly!!! AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE THIS IS YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!DANCE BOY DANCE!!!

Then he'll say "damn boy lets do this!"

Then everyone will form the dance ring !!!!

THEN YOU GOT TO OUT DANCE HIM!!!

YOU GOT TO DO IT!!!

Maintain eye contact the whole dance and DONT DONT let him see that you are getting tired.

EYE OF THE TIGER

EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!


Stare him in the eyes until he cracks!
MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT !!!!


The students will form a ring around the two of you.

STARE AT HIM MEAN!!!!

YOU GOTS TO BE THE BETTER MAN YOU GOTS TO BE MEAN ENOUGH FOR IT!!!!

STARE into his eyes and get closer and closer to him....Then when your close enough and he's looking into your eyes

POP HIM ONE HARD IN THE PENNIS!!!!!

Then he'll fall ,then kick in the face!!! and give out a warrior cry

"YEHAHAHAHAHAHHYHAHAHHAAHAHHA , it's a reflex!"

AND THEN...VICTORY!!! PLAY THE SONG SWEET AS VICTORY !

The credits should start rolling so after....

Well that was certainly worth a good laugh... and I like roto13-ness' abriged version.

[Christmas]

Tell him your limit break bar is full.

[KentaRawr!]

Cast haste on yourself, and then get one of your friends to cast temper on you repeatedly! That way, you'll beat Chaos easy peasy.