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Thread: I'm getting into a fight soon. Eyes on Final Fantasy... please, help me.

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    Default I'm getting into a fight soon. Eyes on Final Fantasy... please, help me.

    Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?

    A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!

    B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!

    C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!

    D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!

    E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?

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    please..say this is a joke.....

    just dont speak and punch him.

    (i didnt advocate violence!)


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    All those lines are corny! Truly awful. If you were to speak those lines you really would be talking trash. Why would you want to plan what insults you're going to use on him anyway?

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    None of the above. For suitable phrases please refer to any of the Evil Dead movies, namely anything said by Ash.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Skip the rhymes. Hell, skip the trash talk altogether and just beat him up.

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    How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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    By the time you have finished your sentence, that kid would have thrown the first punch. Just smack him, dont talk, fighting isnt about talking.

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    I'm gonna go with the zip yer lip crowd.

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    Those lines are... really sad.

    No fighting. Grow up instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness
    Those lines are... really sad.

    No fighting. Grow up instead.
    Did you ever know that you're my heeeeerooooo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness
    Those lines are... really sad.

    No fighting. Grow up instead.
    Did you ever know that you're my heeeeerooooo?
    All for you, babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcee
    How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
    Monkey Island FTW.

    And get some new insults, those ones are awesome. Tell your opponent that you hope they get piles so they can't sit down for 5 weeks or something.
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    Stare at him, blurt out bitch quietly, walk away, take stress out on pillow, eat, drink, brush teeth, have a bath to calm down, sleep.

    Alternative Option: Play Arkanoid. Blame everything on the ball when you miss it.

    Beautiful procedures to avoid fighting... fighting and arguing are loud and bothersome things. What's the point of kicking a kid's ass? *smartarse* Hurt the kid, not his donkey! *smartarse*

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    [QUOTE=drunkymonkey]
    Quote Originally Posted by Arcee
    And get some new insults, those ones are awesome.
    I do not understand the logic behind this.

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    How about this logic: don't fight.

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