Radioactive Pies Don't Let Me Sleep

[Freya]

So it's about that time again when the newbies pile in through the doors of EoFF fourms. Some people develop a "routine" of what they say to each newbie thread. What is yours? Also, Do you even like the vast amounts of newbies we always recieve at this time? Do you like newbies at all, or do you have a secret, or not so secret, laboratory in your basement that consits of evil things to use to destroy them all?