I mess with telemarketers.
Them" Yes we would like to____".
Me" Ok let me get out off the bathroom*makes grunting noises*
Them" Er....we are wondering if you'd like to buy___".
Me ," Come again..."?
Them ," Would you like to buy our pro..."?
Me," I'm like so wasted....got any beer"?
Them," Goodbye sir". *hangsup*
2min. later
Me," Hey why'd you hang up on me"?
Them," Sir who are you"?
Me," GOD"!!!
Them," Please take us off your list".
Me,"Sure thing".
I like to mess with telemarketers as well.
ME: *feminine voice* HELOO?
THEM: Hello is ----- there?
ME: Yeah...
THEM: *long pause* ...may I talk to them?
ME: Quickly, get all booster power!!
THEM: Sir?
ME: Booster OK !!
THEM: ...Uh, again, is ---- there?
ME: Alright!!
THEM: MAY I TALK TO HIM?
ME: First you need to get all the letters!
THEM: ...please, sir, may I talk to --
ME: HAHAHA YOU JUST ARE SERVED! ! !
THEM: Goodbye. (hung up)
Meanwhile I'm laughing. Its nice having them hang up instead of me.
It was Kentarou! >_>
Telemarketers are funneh.
*TM = Telemarketer*
Me (In little girl voice, the whole time): ... Hewuuu?
TM: Hi, is your mommy or daddy there?
Me: Yuh huh.
TM: Can I talk to them?
Me: My daddy's name is Butch, but for some reason, all the ladies that stop by our house call him big boy.
TM:... Can I please talk to your mother?
Me: She's on a street corner.
TM:.....
TM: Hello, we're selling _______
Me: I'LL TAKE EM!
TM: Really?
Me: Well, tell me more about them.
TM: Well..(goes into a rant, explaining the thing, then in the middle of the explanation, interrupt them)
Me: WAIT!
TM: Yes?
Me: What's your name?
TM: (Usually says name. Let's assume, Fred.)
Me: Well, Fred. Freddy Fred Fred. Fred is on a bed. Fred is on my head. Fred ate lead.
TM: Excuse me--
Me: YOU SHUT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME! Now Fred, I'm selling (state what he was selling before). Let me tell you a bit about them. (rant until he hangs up).
Thank you Hysterian!
Me and some friends used to prank call people all the time a few years ago; one time we called this phone number information place (what the hell do you call it in English?) and asked for the number to the phone number information place. :rolleyes2
They just went: "ahem, this is just a prank, right?" and we went: "...yes!"
...in other words...
"ähum, det här är bara ett skämt, eller hur?"
"..ja!"
My phone line's plugged into my modem now, so anyone that calls on it now (usually marketers) gets nice modem sounds to listen
I havent had a prank call in years. The last one was when I was living with my grandparents and the guy started asking me horrid rude questions, it really shook me up. He called back and my grandma used some very nice language back at him and said she could trace the call ... He never rung back
I got prank called by crono_logical (cl_out) and that in itself is totally awesome.
EDIT: Oh, and I like prank calls, so long as they're entertaining and I'm not busy. It's great to play along with them. So long as they try to make it original, anyway. I think the next time I get one of the classic 'heavy breather' or some other boring prank, I'm just going to put the phone down next to my speakers and play <i>Bowling, Shane</i> at full blast. Or maybe some of Ben Bailey's standup comedy which I have an mp3 of... that's good stuff. I mean, at least it'll entertain them, too!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I rarely get prank calls, so I don't really mind them. I have my own phone line, and I have Caller ID, so I always have a way of getting back at them. >O
I only ever get pranked by my friends. I just play along. I find it amusing as long as I'm not busy/asleep when they call.
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