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Agony
okay, so I toured a <a href="http://www.uark.edu">College campus</a> today and when Ig ot home, it was late late evening after sunset.
It was hot from after walking around outside all afternoon so I changed into something cooler.
In due time, I realized that several mosquitos, (or maybe one really thirsty one) had followed us inside. And had fested repeatedly upon my naked flesh (well the part that was naked).
Now, I don't know about you folk, but I am thrown into the throes of extreme agony when bitten five times upon one leg and at least thrice upon the other.
After a relaxing bath of English Garden and baking soda, and some hydrocortisone ointment, I am sane enough again to be able to type this warning to you.
If you see a mosquito, kill it.
Don't kill spiders, snakes, chickens etc.
But when you see a mosquito, kill it.
Even if you're an earth motha lovin' hippie. Smash it dead. Poison their breeding grounds with motor oil (my dad used to do this), invest in a bug zapper.
And for the love of God and the closest sexy being, don't scratch those welts that come up because you didn't find the mercy in your heart to kill the ;afjkads;glka'ers.
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