A Tribute to the Best Thread in the World

[Dignified Pauper]

Long time ago me and my brother Neel here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Shinra... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:

"Post the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Well me and Neel, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

And we posted the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Best Thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the knight was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the knight was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but brown."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was the best muthasmurfin' post the greatest thread in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread we post on that fateful night it didn't actually read
anything like this post.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, smurf! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

[DK]

xD

[Acid Raine]

[nik0tine]

Too much text.

[TurkSlayer]

The combination of the Dignified Pauper and Tenacious D's brillance made this masterpiece. Thank you Jack Black, for giving us hope for the future.

[Del Murder]

How about we post our favorite threads and not spam.

I have seen many good ones over the years. Here's one:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=20688

[Yamaneko]

I still don't believe Del Murder's Eyeson is actually Del Murder's Eyeson.

[Del Murder]

It was at the time.

Here is another thread I really enjoy for some reason. It has no relevance to the Eyeson in-crowd, doesn't involve a lot of spamming, and isn't about some banned member yelling, but maybe that's why I like it.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=60898

[Yamaneko]

Did Warner Bros. sue you?

[Meat Puppet]

I don't think I've ever been involved in a thread I considered greatest thread ever. After a recent journey through the archives I found this, which I rather enjoyed. I don't know if it's the best thread ever but I did laugh quite a few times while I was reading it.

[Zeromus_X]

Yeah, Tenacious D is great.

Of course, it goes without saying...

Edit: I also loved 'tell me how to play'. Shame it started dumbing down near the end. If they carried it on all the way...it would've rivaled Cheese.

[Del Murder]

The staff loved that one so much we made Necro a Knight.

The Staff Forum has a lot of great threads. It's too bad most of you can't see them. However, one of my favorites of all time from there is available to be seen:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=59351

[KentaRawr!]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=75276

Timmy, you are banned for asking this stupid question.

Win. No question.

[G SpOtZ]

I thought a lot of Future Esthar's threads were hilarious.


But I got in trouble.

For attacking him.

A lot.

=(

The theories were ridiculously awesome though.

[-N-]

How about we spam and not post our favorite threads.

Marick you rock my world.