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    Does anyone here actually like spam? By spam I mean that horrible meaty item that is sold in tins. I tasted it, it has to be one of my yuckiest things I have tasted. So what do you think of it? I'm being pretty serious here, I was almost sick it was so bad. *checks use by date* .... errr.... =/

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    I've never eaten it. I don't think I ever will.

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    It's lovely. Like a little piece of heaven in a can. It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited! But different from the parties I have on a weekend where everyones invited to my mouth. But we shant talk of those.

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    I don't recommend it either, unless it happens to be a random bet you and a friend made and you're offered a good amount of money, if that were my position I'd gladly eat some.

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    I think RSL would've felt more at home in "The Ham Thread".

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    What exactly is spam anyway? Something so vile has to be some sort of meat. It's ham and pork right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
    I think RSL would've felt more at home in "The Ham Thread".
    You got that right. Why have spam when you can have ham?

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    My little sister says: "it's horrible, it's disgusting, it's just crap." I believe her.

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    Spam's best used in the creation of hash browns. My gran does some mean hash browns. Also spam-fritters are a work of genius (though I swear they sometimes use a meat of a slightly higher grade than spam, which is just wrong).
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    Shove some butter on it then you'll see it can be worse. I recommend being in the bathroom for this because it's gonna be a baaaaad experience.

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    Net Ham is a highly superior name for spam.

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    If you don't think about what you're eating it actually tastes quite good if it's all fried up.
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    it looks like ham-flavored ice cream, so I refuse to touch it.

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    Mum and Dad both hate it, so it'll never get bought for me!

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    It's not that bad to be honest. I usually eat it with some eggs and oregano.



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