View Poll Results: which one until your death which was coming soon?

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  • farting

    7 20.59%
  • burping

    5 14.71%
  • urinating

    4 11.76%
  • crying

    18 52.94%
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Thread: BURRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!

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    This is one of the best threads I've seen in quite some time. I'm such a mark for toilet humour.

    If I had to choose one of the above, it would be 'Non Stop Urinating'. As you well know, taking a well-deserved pee can be quite relaxing and enjoyable, and it's surely the way to go (and when I say 'go', I mean 'die').
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    i'd cry a river for myself to drown in...

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    Urinating

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    Farting is the way to go. Most people don't mind the smell of their own farts, but people HATE the smell of other peoples' farts, so it's a great way to torture people. Also, it feels so good to let out some gas, as someone stated before.

    If you had to pee nonstop, you wouldn't be able to wear pants, and you'd be exposing yourself 24/7, and you'd have to walk backwards so you don't splash your new shoes.

    Burping hurts my throat sometimes, and if you burp nonstop, you can't talk right. Communication is very important, and burping would get in the way.

    Crying... I hate crying. That's why I rarely cry. It makes my nose runny and my eyes itchy, and I have to breathe heavily, which suckssss. Also, crying gets my face all dry and sticky, and I wouldn't want to dehydrate, that's f***ed up.

    Farting... yeah, farting is good.

    Thank you Hysterian!

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    Crying. If I'm gonna die, I better do it with decency.

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    I'll burp to death plz

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    I'd most likely cry anyway, so yeah.

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    ....I almost cried and died when I read through this thread.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Crying.
    I'd imagine urinating or farting to be pretty bad.

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    If only this was a survey for a scientific isnitution to be posted in a magazine...if only....

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