Quote Originally Posted by Indiana Jones
You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.
Quote Originally Posted by Blues Brothers
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Quote Originally Posted by Tom Arnold, thinking like a bush in The Stupids
wait....I have arms...I am a bush with arms...AND legs! I can walk! Oh Gaze ye nonbelievers upon this miracle; this walking bush! Half man, half plant, he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both! OH MANBUSH! YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!
Quote Originally Posted by The Princess Bride
Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something