Love means nothing to a tennis player.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

to Tim Henman love is a called making a career

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

[G SpOtZ]

Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

[NeoCracker]

President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

[Roogle]

"Well, you know what they say..."

[Giga Guess]

"I'm going to start wounding you now. I don't know when I'm going to stop."

~Aeris of vgcats comics.

[Roto13]

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

wait....I have arms...I am a bush with arms...AND legs! I can walk! Oh Gaze ye nonbelievers upon this miracle; this walking bush! Half man, half plant, he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both! OH MANBUSH! YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!

Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

[bipper]

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A will is a dead giveaway.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

[~SapphireStar~]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Die my dear? Why that's the last thing I'd do.

[RPJesus]

"Oh, bugger off you old fart!" - Geoge IV (Blackadder III)
"Where there is evil, I will rise up to smack it down!" - Lee Bailong (Shaman King)
"I hurt in places that don't exist" - Billy (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

[StarChild]

President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

two of my favorite one liners ^__^

[Moon Rabbits]

I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.

But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

[Reles]

I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.

But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

Is that from Perks of Being a Wallflower?

[Moon Rabbits]

It is indeed.