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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.
    amen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.
    It's bad enough that their toenails are minging, but do they have to make it that bit worse with the hideous shoes as well? The hideous shoes that SHOW the toenails? The hideous shoes that show the hideous toenails and smell funny? And I like the vomiting idea :laugh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.
    It's bad enough that their toenails are minging, but do they have to make it that bit worse with the hideous shoes as well? The hideous shoes that SHOW the toenails? The hideous shoes that show the hideous toenails and smell funny? And I like the vomiting idea :laugh:
    It should have it's own national day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.
    It's bad enough that their toenails are minging, but do they have to make it that bit worse with the hideous shoes as well? The hideous shoes that SHOW the toenails? The hideous shoes that show the hideous toenails and smell funny? And I like the vomiting idea :laugh:
    It should have it's own national day!
    Those With Minging Toenails Wear Minging Smelly Shoes That Show Off Their Minging Toenails And Then Get Vomited On Day? (I have no idea why I capitalised every word :laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    Quote Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.
    It's bad enough that their toenails are minging, but do they have to make it that bit worse with the hideous shoes as well? The hideous shoes that SHOW the toenails? The hideous shoes that show the hideous toenails and smell funny? And I like the vomiting idea :laugh:
    It should have it's own national day!
    Those With Minging Toenails Wear Minging Smelly Shoes That Show Off Their Minging Toenails And Then Get Vomited On Day? (I have no idea why I capitalised every word :laugh
    To accentuate it's importance I'd guess.

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