I certainly don't have horrible toenails. But plenty of people do. You find this out when Summer arrives, an people start showing off their ugly toes, in their ugly sandals. If you want to have grotty toenails, keep them hidden. I don't want to see them, you filthy beasts! I propose we stamp on their toes til they get the message. Or vomit on them, whichever you're more moved to do.