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    Before I leave for vacation...

    Best video ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

    The topic: If you had to direct a music video for David Hasselhoff, what song would he be singing in it, and what would the music video be like? Would he fly infront of a green-screen in it? Describe it. It obviously can't match the glory of the above video, but try!


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    Believe it or not, I actually have one of his albums "Watch Out for the Bay."

    The video to "Stand By Me" is slighty distubing. He's walking on the beach with his shirt off. Yeah, it's the same song as the classic one from the movie.

    Have a good vacation, Jessica! <3



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    Ten minutes worth of footage of him just doing his thing in front of a greenscreen. We'll dub in random crap later on to make it even more hilarious.


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    This just goes to prove my theory that GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    Believe it or not, I actually have one of his albums
    That's just so very 'Chris'.
    Word/s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxico
    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    Believe it or not, I actually have one of his albums
    That's just so very 'Chris'.
    I'm afraid it is.

    I got it when I received a box of new CDs for Christmas a couple of years ago.




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    my friend was telling me about this video the other day. I thought she was making it up.

    anyway here's a better video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hDGA...%20of%20choice

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    David Hasselhoff is the perfect guy for one of those typical jokes about some random, obsucre celebrity so often found on such shows as the Simpsons and Family Guy.

    I have no idea why, however, that he has now had a minor comeback as a B-list star when all we was good for in the first place was the afore-mentioned jokes. His acting and singing are both terrible. He is very worthy of such poorly contrived shows as Baywatch.

    In my video, I would have him standing in front of his Knight Rider car (using original footage in an obvious loop) with the original version of "I'm too sexy for my shirt" dubbed over his dialogue. I'm sort of using more of a parody format than an actual music video directed for him.
    Last edited by Vincent, Thunder God; 06-25-2006 at 01:06 AM.

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    I would have him tell "When a man loves a woman". It would be a thirty minute extravaganza, including three sweet bike chases, at least seven fatalities and the Hoff eventually finding the women of his dreams and saving her from a giant squirrel with talons. You heard me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    Before I leave for vacation...

    Best video ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

    The topic: If you had to direct a music video for David Hasselhoff, what song would he be singing in it, and what would the music video be like? Would he fly infront of a green-screen in it? Describe it. It obviously can't match the glory of the above video, but try!
    waah! Rye is leaving! I'll *sniff* miss you! :weep:

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    Kyono is still god, but Hasselhoff is a saint....

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    Hasslemyhoff more like.
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    The Hoff Owns You

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