People say men rule the world...

[escobert]

I say ha we do not!
If men ruled the world...

Any fake number a girl gave you would automatically forward to their real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would become accetable for "I love you"
Halmark would make "sorry I forgot your name" cards
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you dirring the game, she would appear in a little box at timeouts.
Instead of a beer belly you would get beer biceps.
Valentines day would be moved to Febuary 29th, so it only comes on leap years.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A slap on the tush and a "Good try, you'll get em next time!" would be fine.
The victors in any atletic event would kill then eat the losers.
Tanks would be FAR easier to rent.
Telephones would automatically turn off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be completely acceptible for you and 25 of your friend to wear horned helmetsand go pilage a near by town.

discuss.

[Jowy]

You forgot loincloths being socially acceptable pieces of clothing attire.

One day.

[KentaRawr!]

If Men ruled the world, then we'd all be doomed.

Interestingly enough, our planet is dying as we speak.

[Alive-Cat]

I don't know about men, but if I ruled the world, Bert in a loincloth would be perfectly acceptable. I mean, MANDATORY.

[Madame Adequate]

It would be completely acceptible for you and 25 of your friend to wear horned helmetsand go pilage a near by town.

Yes.

[RPJesus]

Yeah. Beer sandwiches, too.

[JaytodaP]

I should be able to walk around naked because who wants to take the time to get the stain out of my shirt?

[Old Manus]

If men ruled the world, the world would be no different

[Levian]

All fruit will be boob shaped, not just melons, apples, and cabbage.

And Tidus, Wakka and Seymour would be the cast of FFX-2

[AdVenT]

Cabbage isn't a fruit.

[Hambone]

only if...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Roses would grow on trees

[Loki Fenris]

If men ruled the world there would be no world

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

nah wait...maybe roses wouldn't grow at all

[DarkLadyNyara]

Halmark would make "sorry I forgot your name" cards

I can get behind that, and I'm not even male.