Is the glass half-full, or half-empty?

[Acid Raine]

Anyways...
Half-Full means that some person half-assedly tried to fill up the cup, and didnt finish filling it up.
Half-Empty means that someone tried to drink it, but like a half-ass, didn't finish.

It all depends on the previous action! However, by the time I'm done with it, it is usually an empty glass. Usually one would be correct by saying that it is half-empty. I say half-empty. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go cut my wrists at the sadness of the loss of so much liquid that could have been used! IT HURTS ME DEEP!

Ha! Someone else copied mine and Croyles theories!!!