People say men rule the world...

[escobert]

I say ha we do not!
If men ruled the world...

Any fake number a girl gave you would automatically forward to their real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would become accetable for "I love you"
Halmark would make "sorry I forgot your name" cards
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you dirring the game, she would appear in a little box at timeouts.
Instead of a beer belly you would get beer biceps.
Valentines day would be moved to Febuary 29th, so it only comes on leap years.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A slap on the tush and a "Good try, you'll get em next time!" would be fine.
The victors in any atletic event would kill then eat the losers.
Tanks would be FAR easier to rent.
Telephones would automatically turn off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be completely acceptible for you and 25 of your friend to wear horned helmetsand go pilage a near by town.

discuss.