I have proof you are FE!

You don't want to give your own phone number away, and you say you cannot give his phone number, so you must be the same person! Also, you're completely trying to avoid this talk of FE, so you MUST be FE! I'm right! I've proven it!
(If you read it over and over again you'll understand)

Also, Time Compression is possible, becuase sorcery (in this game, and not in real life) is possible, and there is a type of sorcery that allows time compression, therefore, time compression is real. As well as other impossible things, like magic, and summoning creatures, and talking GFs, and Squall getting a freaking icicle through his heart and living.