<b>Space Ghost:</b> Hello, Conan!
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> What, are you still here?
<b>Space Ghost:</b> Welcome to the program!
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> I'm sorry. I thought the show was over.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> It started?
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> Yeah. Oh yeah.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> Okay. Well, then--greetings, I'm Space Ghost.
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> Space Man.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> Space Ghost.
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> You were a space <i>man</i> who died and became a space <i>ghost</i>.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> I've always been dead, Conan.
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> No one can <i>always</i> be dead, Space Ghost.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> I was dead long before you were born, Conan, and I'll be dead long before you're dead.
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> Space Ghost is obviously a space man who died and became a space ghost. Now, I know that you don't want the kids to know that you died [fake crying], but you died, baby! And you gotta get down with that.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> No!
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> FACE IT, SPACE GHOST!
<b>Space Ghost:</b> NO!
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> YOU'RE A SPACE MAN THAT CHOKED ON A MUFFIN!
<b>Space Ghost:</b> THAT, SIR, IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO MUFFINS!
<b>Conan O'Brien:</b> Oh, I'm sorry.
<b>Space Ghost:</b> Yeah. You're thinking of Muffin Hunter. He's different.