but there is never a FINAL Final Fantasy
What is underneath Vivi's hat?
but there is never a FINAL Final Fantasy
What is underneath Vivi's hat?
...that's not a hat.
how come only the first ffs to be released on a new console (ff7,ffx) get sequels?
Because people who buy games on hype are suckers for more hype.
Why does Tidus look like Shuyin?
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
To mess with your head! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Ahem*
Why does Irvine like the ladies?
because he's hiding the fact that hes gay
whos hotter Rikku or Yuffie
Whoever has the fire materia equipped. (Rikku)
Why is Dark Cloud shirtless?
Because it was a hot day.
Why do Thorn and Zorn speak in rhymes?
Because they're really rapping. :rolleyes2
Why does Siren play a harp?
Because guitar lessons were just too expensive.
What happened to Ramza Beoulve's nose?
When Ramza and Alma were children, they were playing "I got your nose!" Alma turned her class into a Thief and stole poor Ramza's nose.
Why does the Spoon in FFIV do 9999 damage?
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
Spoons are actually deadly weapons in the FF world. Have you ever seen anyone in FF eating with kitchen utensils (excluding Quina - she's a bit of a risk-taker).
Why does Carbuncle's ruby extend in FFVIII/IX... (I forget which)?
Which FF Character Are You?
:magus: Long, funny-coloured hair? Check. Bad choice of clothing? Check. Good/Bad complex? Check. Hmm... they're right. I AM Kuja.
Because..... your mom!
(Sorry. I had too XD)
What sort of hair gel do Cloud and Sepiroth use?
asdfghjkl;'
Chocobo blood.
How come Laguna never came back for Julia?
Because he was doing Raine and forgot about her until Kiros refreshed his memory.
Besides singing,what on earth are the similarities between Yuna and Lenne?
They use the same plastic surgeon.
Why doesn't Rikku work as a whore?
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick