because if he didn't he'd have to install coin-operated bathrooms
Why does wakka say "Ya" all the time?
because if he didn't he'd have to install coin-operated bathrooms
Why does wakka say "Ya" all the time?
asdfghjkl;'
Because he's an optimist and saying "No" would make him sound like a pessimist.
What are the red spots on moogles' heads?
Cause pink would look silly
Why does Vincent wear clown shoes?
to finish off the dark look
why do squall and seifer hate each other?
because they were dating the same man at high school
Why does Garnet look so silly wearing orange?
...Geddit?
because princesses wear pink tutus
why does rikku do a striptease in X?
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
Cause she is a skank with no financial income.
Why does Tidus moan alot?
Because his voice actor was getting his toes licked by a dog.
Why is Sin so big?
Because he ate too many Chocoboes when he was a kid.
Why does Yuna's voice mess up in FFX when she says a short sentence ("okay", "yes" etc)?
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
She was dying for the bathroom so she said them quickly!
Why doesnt Zidane put a nice big pink ribbon on his tail?
Because that's Eiko's favorite nice, big, pink ribbon.
Why does Amarant have dreadlocks?
because he hasn't had access to a hairbrush in 8 years.
What happened to the front of Eiko's dress?
asdfghjkl;'
Nothing, because she's not really wearing a dress. It's all an optical illusion.
Why are Kuja's hips so wide?
Because he's actually Shakira in disguise (sorry, couldn't resist).
If Final Fantasy IX was a movie with live actors, how many times would Squaresoft have to shoot the scene when Steiner swings himself right through the wall?
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
so many times that they'd go broke.
Why are the main femaes of most of the FFs wimps?
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