Worst food Stories

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I always check bread for mould. It seems like the most logical first thing you should do when serving it

[ChexMix]

I don't think I've ever had a super bad experience with food. I imagine I'd remember if I had. The worst I guess would be drinking milk without realizing it had gone bad so it smelled gross and made me sick for a day or 2. And it had chunks in it. Disgusting.

I have kind of a funny story though. My parents told me that when I was a baby I liked carrot baby food a lot so they fed it to me and my skin turned slightly orange from the carotene (spelling?) in it...

No permanent damage though, I promise. I'm not orange now. I wish there were pictures..

[Jojee]

I just drank apple juice from my bf's fridge that he bought like a year ago and rarely touched, about a week ago. I thought "Apple juice is okay and doesn't go bad easily" so I drank like a lot of it D= The next day my bf found green moldy stuff floating on the apple juice, maybe I didn't look that clearly... D=

*bangs head on wall* e_e

[Darkmage]

One time I was eating Spaghettios. My brother was telling a story behind where I was sitting. So I turn around to listen, because he's pretty funny. He tells the punchline and I spew o's all over his leather jacket.

Oh, and a while ago I ate this whole stick of rhubarb and I lost my sense of taste for a few days. The next day was graduation (elementary school) and I couldn't taste the graduation cake.

[Reine]

This thread made me feel sick...

Cant think of anything at the mo'

[Tasura]

A few years ago, i poured myself a bowl of cereal, and it was more ants then cereal, i hate those damn things, then a few monhs ago, i was eating a sucker, i bit into it, and felt something chewy, it turend out to be a fly, that was inside the sucker.

[drunkymonkey]

My story was by far the best.

[bipper]

oh no way; mine was way better

[drunkymonkey]

I had real emotion in my story though.

[bipper]

mine did not exist, therfore it was more bearable by default

[Zeldy]

When I was in Primary school, Sausages were being served to us for dinner one day. I loved the sausages, but my tooth had fallen out whilst I was eating

I never knew Sausages were so crunchy

[Tasura]

Oooh! Way back when, like 10 years ago, i was eating a carrot and my tooth fell out, and i ended up swallowing it.

[drunkymonkey]

mine did not exist, therfore it was more bearable by default

Yah, but mine was a story of passion, worthy of Hollywood.

[Darkmage]

mine did not exist, therfore it was more bearable by default

They're ALL bearable for me, mostly because I haven't had breakfast.

[fire_of_avalon]

I feel very, very, very, very, very lucky.