The EoFF Commandments:

1) Thou shalt not spam
2) Thou shalt not hold any Gods before Cid
3) Honor thy Admins and Mods
4) Thou shalt not steal avatars, sigs, or gimmicks
5) Thou shalt not take the name of Cid in vain
6) Thou shalt not flame
8) Thou shalt not advertise outside of sigs
9) Thou shalt learn the glory of the edit and warn buttons
10) Thou shalt stop complaining about the stupid pimp smiliey

Someone else can start working on any other tenets...