He would have accidently cut off Garnet's legs.

The Penny Arcade comic would not have been created! TIME PARADOX!

Zidane would have stabbed himself. He would emo about it later.

What are you talking about?

Stiener would have FEARED ans RESPECTED Zidane.

Zidane would try to stab Brahne with the tail, but her fat would have bounced it back.

I refuse to answer this poll.

I don't KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

I ran out of ideas.