SANTA CLAUS.

[drunkymonkey]

What do you mean, truth about Santa Claus? What's wrong with him?

[Christmas]

What do you mean, truth about Santa Claus? What's wrong with him?

Seriously, what's wrong?

[Chris]

I never believed in him to begin with. I know, you probably don't believe me, but I couldn't really care less.

[drunkymonkey]

What do you mean, truth about Santa Claus? What's wrong with him?

Seriously, what's wrong?

Looks like a decent all round chap.

[Sefie1999AD]

Hmm, I was probably 7-8 years old. Other kids at school kept talking about Santa's fake beard and taking it off to see who's behind it. >_> Sometimes I was able to recognize his voice even when he was trying to fake his voice. When I was a kid, I often asked Santa Claus how old he is, and his answer kept changing every time, sometimes being 300, sometimes being 1200+, so that also made me suspicious.

[Darkmage]

My parents never told me about him... It's a lie and eventually kids are going to find out the truth. So, they didn't do it. My mom's a teacher and she has to deal with kids arguing about whether he's real or not.

[Resha]

You guys should put this stuff under spoiler tags. It's just not fair on the rest of us who believe, y'know?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I never believed in some bloke coming down the chimney to deliver presents in December despite my dad's outrageous attempts to spice up the story that there was also some French geezer dressed in a blue santa suit that would cane you

[Levian]

Gee, thanks a lot. Ever heard of spoiler tags, anyone?

[Craig]

I never really believed in him, or at least don't remember a point when I did.

[ChexMix]

I can't remember how old I was when I found out.. Probably 6 or 7. I think I'd stopped caring about the idea of Santa and then kids in school would always say how they found out he wasn't real. It wasn't really a shock to me though.

I had to keep pretending for a couple of years for my little brother, and I remember always messing up and then having to try to cover up my mistakes so he wouldn't realize.

..Good times.

[Dixie]

I found out when I was about 6. I'm still kinda forced to believe in him otherwise my family refuses to give me presents. Ugh. :/

I once had a dream that Santa Clause was a pastor.

[drunkymonkey]

I first found out Santa was more definitely real when I was 11. A big fat man invited me into his grotto for tea and biscuits, and some stockings. I've never seen stockings used that way before...

[bipper]

I was in second grade when I found out if you screw with his name you can get SATAN CLAWS. Unscramble the first and phenetically spell his last. St. Nick should be ST. Nigk. There was a translation problem. This puts him as Satan King. Voilaa. Santa is the devil

Bipper