It didn't work for me, I said OK when it said "You ready for this?" and nothing happened.
It didn't work for me, I said OK when it said "You ready for this?" and nothing happened.
At least Reine's getting punched a lot xD *punch*
Wat
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wtf
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Ha. I shall not punch him.
LOOK!
PURPLE PUNCH BUGGY! *PUNCH* NO PUNCH BACKS!!
...HA! You thought you were safe... well guess what? Nobody is safe... NOBODY.
Anyway, it still doesn't work... Firefox?
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Slapper's Office party. It was Slutty who spiked the punch with too much Rat poison. I can't help it if I drank 22 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like magic trees.
I thought it was funny when I put Cretin's bra on my head and danced the robot on the puff while singing `anarchy in the uk'. I didn't mean to break Slapper's toaster and don't know why Slapper would accuse me of sexual harassment.
I don't remember calling Bastard Chops's wife a deranged Kangaroo---even though she looked like one with mauve eye shadow and chocolate lipstick!
And when I threw up on Tart Face's husband's breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that angel delight.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jet pack through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a disgusting dingo and have me arrested for stalking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sexy and alluring. And I'm really not to blame for any of this repulsive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and crazy yours,
Anaisa (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 7 bucks!
Im using IE *gets punched*Originally Posted by Genji
Ha. I shall not punch him.
LOOK!
PURPLE PUNCH BUGGY! *PUNCH* NO PUNCH BACKS!!
...HA! You thought you were safe... well guess what? Nobody is safe... NOBODY.
Anyway, it still doesn't work... Firefox?
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sean's Office party. It was Andrew who spiked the punch with too much Coke. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like BO.
I thought it was funny when I put Daniel's Shorts on my head and danced the Jig on the Footrest while singing `Staying Alive'. I didn't mean to break Sean's Playstation and don't know why Sean would accuse me of Prostitution.
I don't remember calling David's wife a Funny Sheep---even though she looked like one with White eye shadow and Blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on n/a's husband's Foot, it was only because I ate too much of that Carrot.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Aeroplane through my neighbor's Cellar. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Loose Dragon and have me arrested for Mugging!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Lousy and Strange. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Odourless stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Rabbit (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 46 bucks!
...Geddit?
I just noticed that this entire time, from this point, its all said "did work"
lol
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Marsela's Office party. It was Hermes who spiked the punch with too much Wisky. I can't help it if I drank 20 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Chocolate.
I thought it was funny when I put Alba's Socks on my head and danced the Salsa on the Cupboard while singing `Happy Birthday to you'. I didn't mean to break Melody's Stereo and don't know why Marsela would accuse me of Theft.
I don't remember calling Ervin's wife a Beautiful Pig---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Brown lipstick!
And when I threw up on Ledia's husband's Mouth, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Motorcycle through my neighbor's Bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Bored Dog and have me arrested for Bankruptcy!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Happy and Fat. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Cool stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Stupidly yours,
Glen (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 90 bucks!
:laugh:
Last edited by Remon; 07-02-2006 at 03:43 PM.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Todd's Office party. It was Justin who spiked the punch with too much orange juice. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cinnamon.
I thought it was funny when I put Rick's hat on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Cocaine'. I didn't mean to break Todd's I-Pod and don't know why Todd would accuse me of grand theft auto.
I don't remember calling Mike's wife a gelatinous sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Anne's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that taco.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my van through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a boring duckbilled platypus and have me arrested for double homicide!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stupid and adorable. And I'm really not to blame for any of this exciting stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours,
Keith (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 19 bucks!
Honestly. I don't remember calling her a gelatinous sheep.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Dan's Office party. It was James who spiked the punch with too much Moonshine. I can't help it if I drank 666 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like freshly mowed grass.
I thought it was funny when I put Scott's shoe on my head and danced the the twist on the couch while singing `Devil and the Deep Dark Ocean'. I didn't mean to break Dan's laptop and don't know why Dan would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Don's wife a shiny donkey---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Taquia's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor's door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a shiny dog and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all blinky and sticky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this creepy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and blah yours,
Richard (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 42 bucks!
(yea it works in IE)
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kacey's Office party. It was Chelsea who spiked the punch with too much Coke. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like flowers.
I thought it was funny when I put Courtney's shirt on my head and danced the can-can on the couch while singing `Lean wit it, rock wit it'. I didn't mean to break Kacey's remote and don't know why Kacey would accuse me of Rape in the 2nd degree.
I don't remember calling Jeff's wife a Happy Cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and Black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Ann's husband's Arm, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Chevy through my neighbor's Garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a hungry dog and have me arrested for Murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rickity and slimy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tasty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and deadly yours,
Linda (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 11 bucks!
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it did work >=\ *punch*
NO! NOT ME TOOO!
jkhkjg
Hehe! That was grea
*didn't
Use IE. Firefox, not being the perfect browser its cracked up to be, cant seem to get it work
Dammit all, I had to use IE for this. But here is mine.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Alexa's Office party. It was Tony who spiked the punch with too much Monster. I can't help it if I drank 27 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like B.O.
I thought it was funny when I put Jose's Pants on my head and danced the Hardcore on the Couch while singing `Mother'. I didn't mean to break Alexa's iPod and don't know why Alexa would accuse me of Theft.
I don't remember calling Ryan's wife a Fast Cow---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Jenn's husband's Boob, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mustang through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a big dog and have me arrested for Murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all long and heavy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Julian (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
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