Dear Santa! (An amusing little thing I found)
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Okay, I got sent this link in a forwarded e-mail, and almost died laughing, (laughing so hard I couldnt breathe, happens to me a lot...infact that'll be how I die, I bet ya)
Anyway, I'll post my results later in a txt file
Enjoy yourselves!
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it didn't work >=\ *punch*
Wat
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rawr
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it did work >=\ *punch*
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it did work >=\ *punch*
tis a trend.
Didn't even load.
XD XD XD Dare I share my results?
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Thats odd, its working for me :/
Here is mine...
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Cathy's Office party. It was Cristina who spiked the punch with too much Sprite. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pee.
I thought it was funny when I put Nick's shirt on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Telegraph'. I didn't mean to break Cathy's computer and don't know why Cathy would accuse me of drug selling.
I don't remember calling Brett's wife a good horse---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Kim's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that taco.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my dodge through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a awesome Rat and have me arrested for singing without a permit!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all great and bad. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and insanely yours,
Anacacia (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 14 bucks!
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Lily's Office party. It was Tesa who spiked the punch with too much Bubble Tea. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Mandarin.
I thought it was funny when I put Iona's pants on my head and danced the moonwalk on the bed while singing `Ladies' Night'. I didn't mean to break Lily's PS2 and don't know why Lily would accuse me of Theft.
I don't remember calling LAnce's wife a pink kitty---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Donna's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dead squirell and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all huggable and deadly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this childish stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and had yours,
Bani (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 9 bucks!
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ah, to heck with the text file, these are my original results
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Zannith's Office party. It was Elizabeth who spiked the punch with too much pepsi blue. I can't help it if I drank 97 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like fart.
I thought it was funny when I put Brianna's jacket on my head and danced the drunken dance on the table while singing `For Whom The Bell Tolls'. I didn't mean to break Zannith's Wii and don't know why Zannith would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Steve's wife a rancid cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and silver lipstick!
And when I threw up on Kris's husband's face, it was only because I ate too much of that muffin.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my combine harvester through my neighbor's decrepit toilet. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a burning wolf and have me arrested for rape!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all impertinent and arrogant. And I'm really not to blame for any of this lame stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and idiotically yours,
Reine (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 51875017551561 bucks!
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Brian's Office party. It was Rachel who spiked the punch with too much Orange Juice. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Burp.
I thought it was funny when I put Maggie's Shirt on my head and danced the Tango on the Moogle while singing `Idiotic Music'. I didn't mean to break Brian's Nintendo DS and don't know why Brian would accuse me of stealing a Nintendo DS.
I don't remember calling George W. Bush's wife a Adjective Duck---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!
And when I threw up on George W. Bush's Wife's husband's Breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that Spaghetti.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's My Room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Adjective Human and have me arrested for Stole a PSP!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Adjective and Adjective. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Adjective stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and lol yours,
Nicolas (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it did work >=\ *punch*
So it is.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I filled out the WHOLE thing and it did work >=\ *punch*
I wonder why it's not working for some? *shrugs*
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