hello N.Irish here, and were offended to be called Scots, however we all know were the most intelligent nation in the UK so, the jokes on the rest of you. and at least Scotland sorta gets our history, and is able to distinguish that Ireland is divided unlike most english ppl.

"Im from Belfast"
"OMG!!! Youre Irish"
"Well..no..im N.Irish/British"
"so youre Irish"
"......"

ive had that conversation many a time and simply have to give up trying.

i do not lie- on those Test the Nation things, Ni came out on top

oh and a tip for you English, Scottish haters. this is also the gospel truth, its a legal loophole.

In York it is still legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (but not on Sundays!!!!)

EDIT- and whilst were at it, our rubbish football team managed to beat Englands and they thought they could win the world cup? psh.