let's make a fanfic together!

[BardTard]

I just had this idea to make a fan fiction on here. Like, we can each add a few lines at a time. Just try not to get this thread closed... k? This can be fun! I'm not really good at making fan fictions but I'll go first. I wrote something like this but the rest of it would be...inappropriate...lol

[Squall sees Rinoa and Seifer -together.-]
Rinoa: (shamefully) Umm... it's not what it looks like...
Squall: Right... he just happens to wear the same shade as you.
[Quistis walks up to Squall.]
Quistis: Hey, is everything okay?
[Squall makes out with Quistis and her face turns beat red.]

SQUALLXQUISTIS!!!

[f f freak]

I like this Idea i will so help you

Quistis:*pulls away from Squall* "We can't I'm with Seifer now Squall
Squall: "Oh yeah well I just caught them making out
Quistis:*sits down and begins crying
*Switch scene to Selphie and Irvine and Zell*

[BardTard]

Selphie: Royal Flush?!?! I have nothing...
Irvine: Take it off!!
[Selphie takes off her bra and Irvine stares at her boobs and drools.]
Zell: Eew, boobs!
[Zell closes his eyes.]
Zell: I quit!

[f f freak]

Selphie:"Irvine stop staring"
Irvine:*Continues drooling*
Zell:"Eeeeewwww stop it you know I'm gay and so not into that thing Selphie put your bra on"
*Switch scene to Cid and Edea doing something rude*
Squall:*Walks into room* "Hey old Cid finally got some"

[daggertrepe]

Cid: Blast it! My cake isn't ready yet!
Edea: Just cook it for a while longer
Squall: I had no idea you could cook!
Cid: Ahhh, well it's just a hidden talent!
Edea: But I'M the only one who knows your OTHER hidden talent...
Cid:

[f f freak]

Squall:Hey has that cake got a penis on it
Cid:No it's a bunny see
Squall: It's a penis you baked a penis cake
Edea:No it isn't Squall it's a bunny
*Quistis walks in*
Squall:Hey Quistis look Cid baked a penis cake

[BardTard]

Quistis: That's amazing! How'd you do that?
[Cid starts to cry.]
Cid: It's a bunny...
*scene changes to Selphie and Irvine.*
Selphie: Stop sniffing my panties, Irvy! Give them back!
Irvine: But I need them.
Selphie: No you don't!
Irvine: But... Zell stole my underwear before he left...

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

Irvine: Hi Zell, i'm bi, wanna go make out
Zell: Sure
Selphie: what about poor naked me!!!

[f f freak]

Irvine:you can come too Selphie
Zell: no way I'm gay remember
Irvine:Oh yeah
*Switch scene to Rinoa*
Rinoa: I have done wrong I must rid myself of sin *stabs herself in the gut and bleeds to death heeheeheeheeheehee*

[BardTard]

YAY! DEAD RINOA!

[Squall and Quistis come across Rinoa's dead body.]
Squall: ...
Quistis:
Squall: Dumb b****.
[Quistis pokes her dead body with a stick.]
Quistis: Yep, she's dead. Okay now let's go before we're late.

[f f freak]

Selphie:*finds squall and quistis* let's have a threesome
Squall and Quisty:... ok

[BardTard]

[Squall, Selphie and Quistis do some dirty things too nasty to type on here.]
*scene switches to Irvine and Zell, who are butt naked.*
Irvine: (that's so small!)

[f f freak]

Irvine: How are you supposed to do it with that huh, how am I supposed to get any pleasure
Zell: I'm sorry *Begins crying*
Scene change to Selphie all alone
Selphie: (only if you have seen team america will you get this) *begins singing I'm so ronery*

[Christmas]

: HELLO BITCH, I AM A SMURFING PIMP THAT LIKES TO LAUGH FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. WANNA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF TOGETHER?

: HOORAY!!! let's jump off a cliff!!!

: But you promised that we will go to the amusement park together and jump off the roller coaster!!!

: STFU, NOOB. We are through. Now if you will just go die and burn in hell will be nice.

: DIE, DIE!!!!!

*LAGUNA SHOT RAIJIN!!!!*

: OMG, HE LOOK SMURFING DELICIOUS!! LET'S EAT HIM!!!

*Laguna and Selphie ate Raijin's rotten corpse.*

: MY LOVE!!! You two ate my one and only love!!!

[BardTard]

meanwhile, a T-Rexaur feasts on Rinoa's dead body.