: HELLO BITCH, I AM A SMURFING PIMP THAT LIKES TO LAUGH FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. WANNA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF TOGETHER?

: HOORAY!!! let's jump off a cliff!!!

: But you promised that we will go to the amusement park together and jump off the roller coaster!!!

: STFU, NOOB. We are through. Now if you will just go die and burn in hell will be nice.

: DIE, DIE!!!!!

*LAGUNA SHOT RAIJIN!!!!*

: OMG, HE LOOK SMURFING DELICIOUS!! LET'S EAT HIM!!!

*Laguna and Selphie ate Raijin's rotten corpse.*

: MY LOVE!!! You two ate my one and only love!!!