Where do you hide your diary?

[GooeyToast]

In an underwater cave o_0

[Craig]

I keep mine in my pants.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Online Journal for me.

But if I did have a diary, I prolly would've been hiding it on my dirty laundry basket.

[Madame Adequate]

In my brain.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Closes thing to a diary I have is my LJ.

[Sylvie]

I don't have a diary. If I did, I would hide it somewhere in/under my bed.

[Shaun]

I'd like to keep a diary... but, is there really a point? For the offline diary I have nothing interesting to write about and I'd have to limit it as there's a possibility of my parents finding it. For an online diary, nobody would read it so why bother?

[Captain Maxx Power]

I've never had a diary, simply because I wouldn't have enough interesting stuff to put into it on a daily basis. The only thing I know how to write about is funny stuff. If nothing funny happened, or something obscure enough for me to twist into something resembling hilarity, then I'd be stuck. So no diary hiding tips from me.

[Loony BoB]

I have an online journal. I could never do the pen & paper diary thing, because I have awful handwriting and my parents are horribly nosy.

Online journal? Cant others view that though...? If not, are you using like a special site dedicated to online journals?

LiveJournal, among many other websites, allows for private entries, entries viewable to only those that you wish to see it (provided they also have an account) and public entries. A very large amount of EoFFers use LiveJournal - including myself. So that's where I 'hide' my diary, so to speak. Private LJ entries.

[Polaris]

I hide it in my bedside table but the is always with me!

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Hide it in my house. I will LOOK after it for you.

Hehe... yup..

I hide it in the back of one of my speakers. Its mounted on the wayy above a load of shelves so noone would look. I hardly ever write in it though.. just to moan about how much the world screws me over or about how much I hate the human race... which is every few weeks..

[Parker]

Currently it is hiding under my bed and since it has a black cover it is well hidden in the shadows.

Thanks for the suggestions, they are much more cost effective than my "hidden at the center of a labyrinth full of death-traps" idea.

[Levian]

Glue blank papers on the written pages in Gone With The Wind. They will never find it.

[Resha]

I have like 6 ancient diaries, each endowed with varying degrees of stupidity, puberty and naivety. They all suck and I cringe when reading over them. Sometimes phrases and thoughts from those diaries come to me in the middle of the night and I writhe.

I have tons of diaries -- and I don't really hide them. They're just scattered around my room, and everyone is too nice to read them. Someone once told me that only "sensitive people have diaries", so I guess I'm super-sensitive. I have like 2 running simultaneously. @_@

I have an LJ but that's a pretty pink cess-pool.

And HOW?

[PyroManiak]

lol diarys... thoughts are better unwritten