Where do you hide your diary?

[Parker]

I have an online journal. I could never do the pen & paper diary thing, because I have awful handwriting and my parents are horribly nosy.

One of the reasons I'm writing a pen and paper is to try improve my handwriting, spelling and grammar and so on, which has declined thanks to the internets

Also, my mother found my internet diary once and laughed at me for it and I never updated it anyway.