Figuring that if we did not publicize it on the first of the month, then maybe the 4th of July would be a great time to do it, so here it is:

[The EoFF Post Newspaper]

Read it. Love it. Bookmark it. Post your thoughts, dreams, concerns, and hopes.

Spam this thread to death about how cool this newspaper is. Everyone involved put in a lot of work into, put up with a lot from me, and generally suffered a great deal to do something they enjoyed. Thank these people for it; they work to give you the best newspaper they can, while I take a lot of the credit.

The list of the awesome newspaper staff includes:
  • Lynx, Editor/Reporter - That's me. I wish were more conceited so as to say something clever, but that isn't me. Go, me, 'cause my [MGS codename] is cooler than yours?
  • Neel, Editor/Reporter - The laid-back yet hard-working editor. He likes Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melts. Bribing him does wonders if you know what to put in front of him.
  • Del Murder, Jumbler - He makes jumbles? He also has ties with the Mafia and the Cid's Knights. Very cool-head guy with a good sense of humor.
  • Dignified Pauper, Reporter - Opinionated, outspoken, and passionate, this guy fails where others fear to. In your face, uh...Face. I didn't ask anyone about how I should do this.
  • Elyse, EoFFsearcher - This is a made-up job, but she does it very well. Normally regulating herself to the EoEO forum for some lunatical reason, she came out of way-too-serious-land to show that she has another, softer side. Cheers.
  • Old Manus, Cartoonist - Bitter and possessing a wry sense of humor, Manus brings to the field the kind of cruel and low-hitting jokes that most dare not try. That's 'cause he's more awesome than most.


So, give us accolades, laurels, and fanfare. And enjoy our slant on the news, please.