The Unveiling of The EoFF Post, Issue 01! Exclaim!

[Blitz Ace]

awesome work, really cool. i love doin sudoku, so ill give them a go

[Loony BoB]

You mean [this], drunkymonkey?

Looks like Lynx is yet to learn of just what a Page 3 really is! Don't worry - before I came to the UK, I had no idea, either.

[Emerald Aeris]

I should note that all the questions for the word search I got from the EoFF Wiki, so some of the more obscure answers will be there.

[Loony BoB]

I printed it off and did it all! Oh yeah. 8-)

[Madonna]

So after being basically told what Page 3 was and doing some quick referencing on Google, all I now have to say is: this is the Internet. You already have access to all the smut you need, so this newspaper needn't cater to that.

[Loony BoB]

I could model if you like. ^_________^;

[Old Manus]

[drunkymonkey]

I could model if you like. ^_________^;

Me too.

So after being basically told what Page 3 was and doing some quick referencing on Google, all I now have to say is: this is the Internet. You already have access to all the smut you need, so this newspaper needn't cater to that.

Awww, please! Just a little picture of a highly susceptible Moogle! PLEASE?

[-N-]

First article for the next issue is done!

[Madonna]

What?! I thought we just got finished telling the news? There's more? This is a lot harder than I thought.

Thanks, everyone for, uh, your thanks! I guess this spreading the love.

[-N-]

If BoB does nude modeling for the Post, and we make a thread linking to the newest Post issue with the nudes in it, who gets banned? Does the newspaper have free speech? Is it subject to the rules of the forum or is it separate? While this scenario is facetious at best, it does shine light on an important issue of jurisdiction. So discuss.

[Dignified Pauper]

Lynx is her majesty's agent Umaro?

Edit: Oh yeah, nice job all of you. I've only read one article so far but it was good.

I didn't know that either until just now.

You should really have a section on who DIED today so that we can send our insults regards to the deceased.

You are slowly becoming my favorite member

Dignified Pauper, Reporter - Opinionated, outspoken, and passionate, this guy fails where others fear to. In your face, uh...Face. I didn't ask anyone about how I should do this.

You're my hero.

Yeah, we did put in a significant amount of time to this. I hope we can pull the next one off without me having to drive to Albuquerque again.

Don't let Neel lie. He is a lazy bum and Lynx did everything!
okay, so maybe I'm just trying to make some kind of excuse so it looks like my failure wasn't as terrible. lay off



further, Old Manus, your cartoons make me laff.

If BoB does nude modeling for the Post, and we make a thread linking to the newest Post issue with the nudes in it, who gets banned? Does the newspaper have free speech? Is it subject to the rules of the forum or is it separate? While this scenario is facetious at best, it does shine light on an important issue of jurisdiction. So discuss.

Does this mean our paper is homo-friendly?

[-N-]

Our paper is so homo-friendly it's hetero-unfriendly. Take that you forward-smurfers!

[Madonna]

There shan't be smut. We'd have to find a new host if we wanted to do that.

That said, I don't think a newspaper with adult content would be mix so well with a family-oriented paper. Maybe a second newspaper could do that, but I think that the EoFF Post will be that one that anyone can read (unless our writing is terribly bad or beyond you), thirteen, twenty, or fifty-years old. Y'know, anybody.

[drunkymonkey]

If BoB does nude modeling for the Post, and we make a thread linking to the newest Post issue with the nudes in it, who gets banned? Does the newspaper have free speech? Is it subject to the rules of the forum or is it separate? While this scenario is facetious at best, it does shine light on an important issue of jurisdiction. So discuss.

Boobs for all!


But failing that, how about.... a series of reports about the governments in FF land?