Things FF7 Characters Would Never Say

[Shiny]

Cloud: Seph, you're overrated. Go away! I hate you and you smell like sweaty armpits.
Sephiroth: Psh...please...if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
Barret: Someone called me?

(I posted this one in another thread):
Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.
Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!

Marlene: Daddy, why are you black?
Barret: If I wasn't black, then fanboys would agrue that Final Fantasy never has any black people in it.