My good sir, it would appear that thou hast forgotten the rule of "no contractions," it seems. Or hast thou simply ignored it? Either way, thou must correct thy incorrectness.
However, I must disagree with thee and point out that more "booze," as thou called it, would do naught but impede our attempts at a formal conversation. Thus, it is therefore realized that beverages of an alcoholic nature should be therby kept from this thread of formality, else we would otherwise violate the rules of this thread, thus making it thereby ruined.
Indeed.