Quote Originally Posted by starseeker
Sir drunkymonkey, if you do not cease in your deluded rambling then I shall have to call Jeeves to escort you from the premises. There is nothing gentlemanly about consuming an excess of alcohol. But, one must daintly sip some sherry with the vicar for politeness' sake at afternoon tea in the vicarage garden.

Quote Originally Posted by Translation
If you don't leave this instance drunkymonky, I will call a mod to warn you. Only chavs get drunk. Drinking alcohol should be for social reasons.
OMG. Lots of people get drunk, but I suppose you are right. Can I at least have a 'nana to happily chew on lovingly?