Being formal is for people who aren't not formal most of the time but don't not want to be formal anyways.
Being formal is for people who aren't not formal most of the time but don't not want to be formal anyways.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Why, my dear Maxx Power, do we not want to act formal even once in our lives? Formality is a necessity in a place where even the basic rules of Queen's English are not abided by. This is a sanctuary from the unorthodox hordes banging on the gates of our country tennis club. *sips Darjeeling tea*Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Greetings of the day, gentle forum acquaintances. Might I suggest that we all engage the most wholesome activity of inserting our phalanges into our nasal passages in order to extract the wonderous mucus that lies within?
My, my, how... unorthodox.
WERD
A graceless hillock arose too near mine town center... No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
there was a picture here
Good day to you, sirs. Might I enquire as to how you are all feeling, and so forth, and what have you? I daresay that this conversational interlude should be most compelling.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
sorry I'm English
...Geddit?
LOL you're all gay.
Lameshout: Lamers That Matter
One could verily say that the matter of homosexuality does not, nor shall not, have effect on this conversation of most formal nature. Your bringing of this matter before us, though applying perhaps to some gentle men or ladies within our presence, surely is not a requirement of gentle antiquated conversation, and shows only poor boorish character and an affinity for contractions which has previously been noted to be of poor taste within this most noble of circles.
Bleh. As I said a few posts back; there is a noticable shortage of alcohol.
Lameshout: Lamers That Matter
But my good sir, I am currently consuming spirits of the highest alcoholic content. It aids in releasing the inner gentlemen.
Sir drunkymonkey, if you do not cease in your deluded rambling then I shall have to call Jeeves to escort you from the premises. There is nothing gentlemanly about consuming an excess of alcohol. But, one must daintly sip some sherry with the vicar for politeness' sake at afternoon tea in the vicarage garden.
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
OMG. Lots of people get drunk, but I suppose you are right. Can I at least have a 'nana to happily chew on lovingly?Sir drunkymonkey, if you do not cease in your deluded rambling then I shall have to call Jeeves to escort you from the premises. There is nothing gentlemanly about consuming an excess of alcohol. But, one must daintly sip some sherry with the vicar for politeness' sake at afternoon tea in the vicarage garden.
Lameshout: Lamers That Matter
It would behoove the dastardly residents of this formal thread to refrain themselves from making such barbaric references of thine spirits which most assuredly are deserving of a more proper terminology than the very quaint "booze". For shame!
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