Fear not dear lad, for many denizens who have grown up speaking the language of her most royal majesty have found themselves unable to converse in the dialect of the most prestigious of writers, William Shakespeare. For some, attempting to do so would border on the preternatural. The sacrilegious attempt to classify thine spirits as "booze" is a testimony of the steady decline of the sacrosanctity of the Queen's English. That crime in itself is a viable reason to have someone of that nature or act suffer an acute case of defenestration.Originally Posted by Perola