It is the extremely formal thread!

[NorthernChaosGod]

It would please me ever so much to get drunk. Alas, I have no such refreshment.

I possess a decent amount of fine french red wine, white wine, and genuine Polish vodka. Let us get the antique wine glasses out, and drink a toast to shakespeare, the greatest writer to walk this earth!

I will drink to whatever you wish, so long as you provideth me with fine drink!